March 2012
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i have a game we can play
let’s create a perfect cast. reblog and add three:
robert sheehan
rupert grint
david tennant
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The boys in a German magazine:
Interviewer: Describe each other! Let's start off with Zayn - what do you like about him? And what annoys you?
Harry: He's our bad boy.
Zayn: Why do you always say that I'm the bad boy?
Liam: Because you look like one. You're the only one of us that has a beard!
Zayn: I only forgot to shave!
Louis: Oh, I can't stand Zayn's belt by Gucci.
Zayn: What do you have against it? It's pretty!
Louis: It's chavvy.
[Harry, Niall and Liam nod approvingly]
Zayn: Okay, let's continue with Harry. I think he had great hair. Hmm.. what else do I like about him? Right, he always cleans his teeth. But he's grumpy in the morning.
Liam: What? Harry isn't!
Louis: Right! He always cracks jokes right after he gets up. I'm grumpy, not Harry!
Zayn: Sometimes he is grumpy!
Liam: But then he's grumpy to you, Zayn. You should ask yourself why..
Niall: [cracking up]
Zayn: Niall is next!
Harry: Oh yeah! I know what annoys me - he farts all the time!
Niall: You should rather say what you like about me I think!
Liam: Niall is always in a good mood!
Harry: And he looks like a furby!
Niall: Great! So you're the handsome one in the band. And I'm the furby..
Harry: These things are so cute!
Zayn: And you said you looked like them as well, Niall!
Niall: Alright, I want to say something about Liam!
Liam: Well I'm eager to hear that!
Niall: Liam is a good friend. You can talk about everything to him. But what annoys me about him is his werid curl that's really ALWAYS sticking out. It's driving me nuts!
Liam: What? It's not sticking out, is it?
Louis: No, today it looks great!
Liam: Thanks Louis, I'll say something about you..
Louis: Oh no, I'm scared!
Liam: I think he's the funniest of all of us. And what annoys me.. [thinking]
Zayn: He's a slob!
Liam: That's true! He always does things without thinking about them properly.
Niall: Louis' untidyness annoys me! We had to share a tiny room when we were on the "X Factor". We always cleaned up after him.
Liam: And what did he do to thank us? When he came back, the room looked as if we've never cleaned it!
Louis: There were only a few clothes lying on the floor, nothing major!
Zayn: It was anything but healthy sleeping in this room!
Louis: It didn't bother me!
Zayn: Yeah, cause you're so messy!
Liam: Okay, I think you can tell already that we're slightly crazed. But I found really great friends in these four crazy people. We're like brothers now - we fight and then make up. There's nothing that can seperate us.
Watchethanwederell:
k1mkardashian:
corgis playing tetherball
CUTIES HOLY SHIT
don't post something on youtube if all anyone can...
is this not common sense or
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Question: What’s your take on George Bush?
Kurt Vonnegut: We have a President who knows absolutely no history, and he is surrounded by men who pay no attention to history. They imagine that they are great politicians inventing something new. In fact, it’s really quite old stuff: tyranny. But they imagine they’re being creative.
Kurt Vonnegut would despise Santorum…
has anyone noticed that yahoo headlines feature...
February 2012
we surround rick santorum with a bunch of girls on their period and then lead him to a set of a gay porno and see if he melts like the wicked witch of the west
“Because it’s a story that reminds us of the worst part of humanity. We’re living...”
– Jennifer Lawrence on why The Hunger Games has struck a nerve with so many people. (via ruperts)
listen to songs that tell me to party on friday night when i’m actually just on my computer listening to those songs
OMG ON ALL OF THOSE PICTURES OF PANCAKES IS THAT...
oh my god
but how does the butter melt or does it just stay like that
why is it so fucking hard for people to just recycle oh my god
the recycling bins are literally RIGHT THERE
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imagine being the doctor’s companion and then you get your period and you don’t even know where the fuck you are
Watch
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who didn't want an uncle jesse in their lives
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Why Robin Scherbatsky is my favorite character on...
Robin has been through so much in her life. Her father treated her as if she wasn’t even wanted for most of her life. She works so hard to make a mark and actually do something for herself. She learns she can’t ever have children, yet comes to peace with it. All in all, Robin has been through a lot, yet she still remains a strong, valuable, confident woman on the show.
A lot of...
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jason segel can literally have a show where he...
and i’d still find it funny
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Jason Derulo: JAAAASSOOON DERRRULLLOOOO
Me:
Jason Derulo:
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Jason Derulo:
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Jason Derulo:
Me: why
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i come home fucking determined to do shit like cure cancer
i actually open my computer and just sit on my ass all day
the only good thing in the world is garlic bread
those cute hipster pictures of couples doing coupley things all over my dash