February 2012
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stinson-scherbatsky:
So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.
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rakunda:
if party rock is in the house then where did cory go
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do you guys remember raven's mom rapping romeo and...
now THAT’S so raven
what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
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so what we don’t sleep
because i have a ridiculous amount of homework
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babyminaj:
ruining your childhood one song at a time
oh baby you are so hot i whisper to the bottom of my laptop
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If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.
I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.
Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.
Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.
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ahomelessboyslife:
my life is the academy awards and i’m leonardo dicaprio
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Boy: Hey babe.
Girl was actually a pig.
Boy: Hey, sweetheart.
Girl was actually sweetheart candy and boy ate her and her entire sweetheart family as he wept under his sheets watching tv and feeling emotions for fictional characters.